East Bound and Down

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
We gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

This song was running through my head today. I wonder how far I can take this illustration?

We (Project TLC) have been hired (called?) by God to take a truckload (carload?) of contraband (soap? diapers?) across international borders. Satan is in hot pursuit and we foil and embarrass him at every turn. Ok, so it doesn't sound quite as exciting and thrilling as high speed car chases and runaway brides, but you get the idea, right?

We do have a long way to go. $1500 is a long way.

We do have a short time to get there. Just two weeks.

We will do what they say can't be done. We just need some of you to run interference for us. Be our "Bandit." Share about Project TLC with good people. Tell Satan to back off.

Thank you!